Landlord
Banned
Everything else is just lipstick on a pig that defeats item #3..
If you need wifi service, you're not paying attention to the game and would be better off ignoring the game on your TV at home.
If you need a concert before the game, you're going for the wrong reason.
This is a nice sort of, "only true fans..." sentiment, but it isn't reality. The overwhelming majority of sports fans period are more or less casual fans. If you ever wanted to guarantee that our sellout streak would end, stop focusing on the fancy amenities or fan services/entertainment.
The sport, by itself, is only entertainment enough for a very small percentage of people. That's just the way the world is.