Cy the Cyclone
Starter
We beat you (yes...we beat you, you did not beat yourselves) with a back-up freshman QB, a true freshman running back and a backup DB after Smith got tossed...Our "weak" D took the ball away from you 8...count em...8 times. Your D took the ball away from our two freshmen...NO times. Your vaunted defense accounted for exactly one sack (the same number the pathetic ISU defense recorded today) and ISU ran over 7 minutes off the clock on you during a vital span of the 4th quarter. Suh is okay but he's no Jesse Smith. So, for all you people who inadvertantly or purposely pissed me off with your disparaging remarks about the Cyclones (which, amazingly, are still going up hot and heavy to this minute) I just want to point out that you were outplayed, outcoached and outscored at home by and inferior bunch of D-I castoffs and walkons who had no reason to even be on the same football field as Nebraska....and that I have waited 30 long years to say that...
And now...I'm off to buy a lottery ticket, get hammered and find myself a hot babe half my age cuz if the Clones can win in Lincoln, it's gotta be my lucky day!
And now...I'm off to buy a lottery ticket, get hammered and find myself a hot babe half my age cuz if the Clones can win in Lincoln, it's gotta be my lucky day!