Found the Cure for the Defense

[huskernumerouno]

The defense has been diagnosed with a severe STAPH INFECTION and a very large injection of PELINICILLIN is needed ASAP.

 

[bennychico11]

{cue comical trombone sound}

 

[SkerMin8r]

* heavy sigh *

 

[DJR313]

Wow, that was really lame.

 

[I See Red People]

I think the better diagnosis is popped right testicle.

 

[tattooedhusker]

:lol: come on guys lighten up

 

[huskernumerouno]

Ok so I am not a stand up comic

 

[melscott62]

wow...there are some on this board that need to lighten up

 

[agibson95]

Ok so I am not a stand up comic

This board is a tough one to impress with comedy.

 

[xkbubo]

Ok so I am not a stand up comic

This board is a tough one to impress with comedy.

especially during a season like this

 

[REDSTEEL]

Ok so I am not a stand up comic

This board is a tough one to impress with comedy.

I have been watching or hearing a comedy every weekend and it isn't very funny in this critics mind.

 

[Lonestar_Husker]

Could've gone with the yeast infection set-up. Still, I got a chuckle. I don't think Dave Chapelle is worried, though.

 

[cmb23]

Sad thing is there are probably several members of the board that did not get the play on words and the spelling. (Staph = Staff infection) and (Pelinicilin - PELINI...not Penicilin). It was clever.

 

[808Husker in KCMO]

Sad thing is there are probably several members of the board that did not get the play on words and the spelling. (Staph = Staff infection) and (Pelinicilin - PELINI...not Penicilin). It was clever.

:yeah

 

[NPhusker]

Sad thing is there are probably several members of the board that did not get the play on words and the spelling. (Staph = Staff infection)

Should have jsut called it staff infection and explained that you think it is the coaches fault because in the words of Billy C. "ohh i think its a little too complicated for you"