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In the Deed the Glory

All-Conference
Best cordial gesture: Dan Beebe, Big 12 commissioner.

With Texas coach Mack Brown stuck at the podium for an informal Q&A with reporters for over 15 minutes, Beebe poked his head over the huddle of scribes: "Coach, you need an offensive lineman to follow out of this thing? Even if it's an old offensive lineman? I can block my way out of here," he said.

Brown replied, "I gotcha. I may need it in a minute."

stupid Ubben's blog link

 
Best cordial gesture: Dan Beebe, Big 12 commissioner.

With Texas coach Mack Brown stuck at the podium for an informal Q&A with reporters for over 15 minutes, Beebe poked his head over the huddle of scribes: "Coach, you need an offensive lineman to follow out of this thing? Even if it's an old offensive lineman? I can block my way out of here," he said.

Brown replied, "I gotcha. I may need it in a minute."

stupid Ubben's blog link
Translated:

BEEBE: "Coach, you need a hot date tonight to follow you around this thing? Even it's an old cross-dresser? I can do wonderful things to you"

COACH: "I gotcha. Go change into that sundress I bought you"

 
Best cordial gesture: Dan Beebe, Big 12 commissioner.

With Texas coach Mack Brown stuck at the podium for an informal Q&A with reporters for over 15 minutes, Beebe poked his head over the huddle of scribes: "Coach, you need an offensive lineman to follow out of this thing? Even if it's an old offensive lineman? I can block my way out of here," he said.

Brown replied, "I gotcha. I may need it in a minute."

stupid Ubben's blog link
Translated:

BEEBE: "Coach, you need a hot date tonight to follow you around this thing? Even it's an old cross-dresser? I can do wonderful things to you"

COACH: "I gotcha. Go change into that sundress I bought you"
:laughpound :laughpound :laughpound

 
true love only strikes once in a blue moon. I'm happy for the two of them. As we all know true love between a school and a conference trumps fair competition any day of the week. :sarcasm

 
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