Funny Funeral

[huskernumerouno]

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart

covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside.

The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart

forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes

stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own

funeral......... I'm a gynecologist."

The proctologist fainted.

 

[ohiohusker]

When I worked for Creighton University (many years ago) there was a cardiologist named......Dr. Organ!! There was a neurosurgeon in the area where I live now named........Dr. Payne!