According to a report obtained by The Smoking Gun, Shenango Township police are on the lookout for a man who assaulted a 17-year-old in front of his house Monday night. The kid drove his lawnmower out into the road when the suspect was driving by, and the suspect got out of his car, shoved the teen off the mower, assaulted him, then:
"The male then walked back towards his vehicle, stopping and kneeling down as if in prayer (a ‘Tebow')."
^^ lol. I still can't figure out why all the Towson guys were trying to tackle him. Didn't anyone on the field know which endzone to head towards? :lol: