One foggy night, a Nebraska fan and an Oklahoma fan were driving the opposite directions on a road near Lincoln. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.
The Oklahoma fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"
Likewise, the Nebraska fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.
The Oklahoma fan walks over to the Nebraska fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Nebraska fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck."
The Nebraska fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Oklahoma fan, "I think this is another sign - we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Oklahoma fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Oklahoma fan hands it back to the Nebraska fan and says, "Your turn!"
The Husker fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
The Oklahoma fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"
Likewise, the Nebraska fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.
The Oklahoma fan walks over to the Nebraska fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Nebraska fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck."
The Nebraska fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Oklahoma fan, "I think this is another sign - we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Oklahoma fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Oklahoma fan hands it back to the Nebraska fan and says, "Your turn!"
The Husker fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
