mbhusker13
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A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley
>
> On the farm lived a chicken and a horse,
>
> Both of whom loved to play together.
>
> One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to
> sink.
>
> Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer
> for
> Help!
>
> Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm,
>
> He searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to
> Town with the only tractor.
>
> Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
>
> Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope
> Hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
>
> Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
> arrive
> On the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the
> Chicken tossed to him.
>
> After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike , the
> chicken
> Then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued
> the
> Horse!
>
> Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the
> Farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
>
> The friendship between the two animals was cemented:
>
> Best Buddies, Best Pals.
>
> A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began
> to
> Sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
>
> The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
>
> Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he
> Would then lift him out of the pit.
>
> The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his
> Life.
>
> The moral of the story? . (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)
>
>
>
> "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!
>
> On the farm lived a chicken and a horse,
>
> Both of whom loved to play together.
>
> One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to
> sink.
>
> Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer
> for
> Help!
>
> Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm,
>
> He searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to
> Town with the only tractor.
>
> Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
>
> Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope
> Hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
>
> Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
> arrive
> On the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the
> Chicken tossed to him.
>
> After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike , the
> chicken
> Then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued
> the
> Horse!
>
> Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the
> Farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
>
> The friendship between the two animals was cemented:
>
> Best Buddies, Best Pals.
>
> A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began
> to
> Sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
>
> The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
>
> Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he
> Would then lift him out of the pit.
>
> The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his
> Life.
>
> The moral of the story? . (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)
>
>
>
> "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!
