So my dad calls and tells me that he and my mom just bought season tickets. SWEEEEEET!!!!
pa: "son, me and your mother just got season tickets!"me: "rock on! what games am i seeing?"
pa: "dunno. did you get season tickets, too?"
me: "..."
pa: "wut?"
me: "..!"
pa: "ooooh. i see... son, would you like to see a husker game with me?"
me: "YAH!"
pa: "well, then i suggest you GET A JOB AND BUY YOUR OWN CAUSE YOU AIN'T GETTIN' MINE, sonny-boy!!! BURN!!!"
me: <<starts crying like a wee little school girl>>
pa: "and by the way, YOU WERE ADOPTED!!!"
a similar thing happened in my youth...
pa: "son, me and your mother just got season tickets!"me: "rock on! what games am i seeing?"
pa: "dunno. did you get season tickets, too?"
me: "..."
pa: "wut?"
me: "..!"
pa: "ooooh. i see... son, would you like to see a husker game with me?"
me: "YAH!"
pa: "well, then i suggest you GET A JOB AND BUY YOUR OWN CAUSE YOU AIN'T GETTIN' MINE, sonny-boy!!! BURN!!!"
me: <<starts crying like a wee little school girl>>
pa: "and by the way, YOU WERE ADOPTED!!!"
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a similar thing happened in my youth...
pa: "son, me and your mother just got season tickets!"me: "rock on! what games am i seeing?"
pa: "dunno. did you get season tickets, too?"
me: "..."
pa: "wut?"
me: "..!"
pa: "ooooh. i see... son, would you like to see a husker game with me?"
me: "YAH!"
pa: "well, then i suggest you GET A JOB AND BUY YOUR OWN CAUSE YOU AIN'T GETTIN' MINE, sonny-boy!!! BURN!!!"
me: <<starts crying like a wee little school girl>>
pa: "and by the way, YOU WERE ADOPTED!!!"