Cy the Cyclone
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Hello Huskers! I know you have all missed my amazingly insightful posts over the past few years but I have returned with many gifts of good news which will help bouy up your spirits concerning the current football season that has just begun!
1. Iowa State is still undefeated.
2. Iowa State sits atop the Big 12 Conference...alphabetically.
3. Iowa State is still in the running for the National Title
4. Texas has pretty much been eliminated from winning the National Title
5. The entire state of Texas has pretty much been eliminated from winning National Title
6. Iowa looked very average beating a severely overhyped Wyoming team
7. Iowa State shall demolish Iowa next weekend, removing them from contention for a conference title
There was some other stuff but I forgot what it was. Meanwhile...I was able to see most of the Husker game Saturday but missed some of the 2nd half cuz we were on stage and there was this nice looking blonde with big boobs and...well...you know how it is. The main thing I took away from it was that your Corners better learn to shed blocks a little more aggressively or you'll be looking at that stupid flat screen all year AND if you have to play a 3-4, you need to find a hybrid linebacker in the old Randy White mold to make it effective or you're gonna get shelled. The 3-4 will work if you flex to present unpredictably but playing it straight up for an entire game is just asking for exploitation.
Have a nice week. There will always be a place for you in the Big 12 when you come to your senses. Apparently we still have a couple extra numbers.
1. Iowa State is still undefeated.
2. Iowa State sits atop the Big 12 Conference...alphabetically.
3. Iowa State is still in the running for the National Title
4. Texas has pretty much been eliminated from winning the National Title
5. The entire state of Texas has pretty much been eliminated from winning National Title
6. Iowa looked very average beating a severely overhyped Wyoming team
7. Iowa State shall demolish Iowa next weekend, removing them from contention for a conference title
There was some other stuff but I forgot what it was. Meanwhile...I was able to see most of the Husker game Saturday but missed some of the 2nd half cuz we were on stage and there was this nice looking blonde with big boobs and...well...you know how it is. The main thing I took away from it was that your Corners better learn to shed blocks a little more aggressively or you'll be looking at that stupid flat screen all year AND if you have to play a 3-4, you need to find a hybrid linebacker in the old Randy White mold to make it effective or you're gonna get shelled. The 3-4 will work if you flex to present unpredictably but playing it straight up for an entire game is just asking for exploitation.
Have a nice week. There will always be a place for you in the Big 12 when you come to your senses. Apparently we still have a couple extra numbers.
