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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Texas LongHorn

 

fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Texas fans too.

 

Not really knowing what a Texas fan was, but wanting to be liked by their

 

teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is,however,one exception. A

 

little girl named Janet has not gone along with the crowd.

 

The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

 

"Because I'm not a Texas fan" she reports.

 

 

"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"

 

"I'm a proud "Husker Fan" boasts the little girl.

 

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks

 

Janet why she is an Nebraska fan.

 

 

"Well, my Dad and Mom are Husker fans, so I'm a

 

Husker fan too" she

 

responds.

 

The teacher is angry now "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your

 

 

 

mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"

 

 

 

Janet smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Texas fan."

Go Huskers!!

:bonez

 
:lol:

I've heard that one where the teacher was a Sooners fan (Janet 'Skers fan) and a Democrat (Janet Republican) and I never tire of it.

 
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Texas LongHorn

 

fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Texas fans too.

 

Not really knowing what a Texas fan was, but wanting to be liked by their

 

teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is,however,one exception. A

 

little girl named Janet has not gone along with the crowd.

 

The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

 

"Because I'm not a Texas fan" she reports.

 

 

"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"

 

"I'm a proud "Husker Fan" boasts the little girl.

 

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks

 

Janet why she is an Nebraska fan.

 

 

"Well, my Dad and Mom are Husker fans, so I'm a

 

Husker fan too" she

 

responds.

 

The teacher is angry now "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your

 

 

 

mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"

 

 

 

Janet smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Texas fan."

Go Huskers!!

:bonez
Ive seen that one in the forum of aq tosu michigan joke. Tosu was on the short end of the stick.

 
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Texas LongHorn
fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Texas fans too.

Not really knowing what a Texas fan was, but wanting to be liked by their
wait, I'm confused.....she explained to her class that she was a Longhorn fan. But the class still didnt' understand what a Longhorn fan was??!?!??! Even after she explained it???

So the class is full of retards?

 
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