*** HB Misc Topic bullsh#t Thread ***

[TAKODA]

I tell young people to go into copy repair business.

Good pay, indoor work, and office staff will love you when you are done fixing it.

And as an added bonus, they get to see Boob prints on the glass from the naughty clerk at which time they start looking at the office staff to match up!

 

[knapplc]

Never spill your beer. I imagine this is steady-cam-like technology.

 

[huKSer]

Never spill your beer. I imagine this is steady-cam-like technology.

Hope this doesn't become the industry standard. How will the waitress "accidentally" spill beer on tschu when he gets all up in her business

 

[NUance]

'Real Housewives' prosthetic leg throw is a sad first for reality television
July 23, 2014, 9:46 AM EST
LINK

I guess the next logical thing is to throw prosthetic midget legs.

 

[suh_fan93]

Jack White having a blast at the Cubs game yesterday!

 

[GSG]

Guy Walks Into a Bar

 

[NUance]

Guy Walks Into a Bar

Ahhhh, that explains it! I wished for a 12 inch pianist.

 

[huKSer]

Guy Walks Into a Bar

Ahhhh, that explains it! I wished for a 12 inch pianist.

But what happened to the geese?

 

[suh_fan93]

New free fall ride in Denmark.

 

[NUance]

 

[suh_fan93]

Can't imagine all of the people who stayed in this room without even knowing. Pretty nasty to say the least.

Body Found Under Motel Bed, Police Say It Has Been There At Least 5 Years

 

[NUance]

* I'm not above rumor patrol, especially after an Indiana football staff member (We put some elbow grease into the those Big Ten team previews!) asked last week if I've heard that Carl Pelini is set to do a radio talk show in either Lincoln or Omaha. Now, that would be interesting.

How about a little drive-time radio with Carl discussing his brother Bo's defense? After a loss. Yikes. LINK

Ha ha! Now THAT would be awesome! :lol:

/edit: This is so great I think it deserves its own thread. LINK

 

[NUance]

The 1944 science fiction story that predicted the atomic bomb

In 1944, fully a year before the first successful nuclear test, Astounding Science Fiction magazine published a remarkably detailed description of an atomic bomb in a story called Deadline. The story, by the otherwise undistinguished author Cleve Cartmill, sent military intelligence racing to discover the source of his information — and his motives for publishing it. PODCAST LINK TO BOOK

This from FutilityCloset.com (via BoingBoing). Intradasting.

 

[sd'sker]

weird stuff. but just as concerning that it doesn't melt, i find it equally concerning that it does start to kind of melt. really makes you wonder.

 

[GSG]

We made grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup for our dorm one year during finals. To save money, we bought the cheapest breads, cheeses, etc. On the cheese package it said: "Cheese product. Does not melt." Terrifying to think what's in it.