He Asked Me

Roxy

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He asked me...why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. I said to him, you wear pants don't you?

He asked me....shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said to him: That's a good idea-you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart.

He asked me...what have you been doing with the grocery money I gave you? I said to him...turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He asked me...why don't women blink during foreplay? I said to him...they don't have time.

He asked me...how many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? I said to him....I don't know; it has never happened.

He asked me.....why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? I said to him...they already have boyfriends.

He asked me....what do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? I said...a widow.

He asked me...why are married women heavier than single women? I said to him...single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

 
Roxy, you make me laugh even though I felt like I was getting beat up.

T_O_B

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Well you are a sweetie so the post wasn't meant for you:) now some men..now that is a different story lol You are nice to me....huggssss

 
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