Heard a couple good jokes tonight....

[Bleeding Husker Red]

Q: How do you get a Texas Grad off of the front porch?

A: Pay for the f-in pizza....

Q: How is Oklahoma Football like Marijuana?

A: They both get smoked in a bowl.....

Q: What's the difference between a Colorado Cheerleader and a mosquito?

A: The mosquito quits suckin when you slap it on the head....

Sorry...I'm half drunk right now and all three just slay me! :wasted :corndance :corndance :lol: :rollin :LOLtartar

 

[HUSKER 37]

'splains how you get 3 out of "a couple"

 

[HuskerTrucker]

'splains how you get 3 out of "a couple"

:yeah Bonus maybe?

 

[husker249]

How do you keep a colorado fan out of your yard??

-Put up goal posts

Whats the difference between an ou cheerleader and a catfish??

-one has wiskers and smells bad, and the other is a fish!!

 

[papersun87]

You're in your car, and you see a Texas Longhorn player riding a bike. Why don't you run him over?

Because it's probably YOUR bike! :laughpound

I'm probably the only one who thinks that's funny.

 

[no_name_needed_2001]

bad thing about these jokes is that you can change the school to whatever you want

 

[Bleeding Husker Red]

'splains how you get 3 out of "a couple"

yeah.. had a little trouble counting fingers last night..