True2tRA
Banned
Dearest Mark Pelini,
As a Husker fan, I may never be able to erase the 408 yards your defense became spectators to against Wisconsin and Melvin Gordon. It was a tough day for anyone wearing the "N".
Still, I happen to think we've got a damn good one in our back field too. Although lagging from a knee injury, Ameer Abdullah seems like he could still run north and south on just about anybody. This knee injury only makes him closer to human, but still obviously superior to mankind.
So a though occurred to me. What would help me ease the pain of that disgusting filth of a pinkshirt performance, we last Saturday?
Well what if the record books looked like this:
1. Ameer Abdullah - 409 yards
2. Melvin Gordon - 408 yards
True vindication would be to do to Wisconsin what they did to us, but Ameer will never again get that chance, and lets face it.....it won't happen against them and their all of a sudden "world dominating" defense. But! Iowa, yes, there's a lowly team we could make look like the Blackshirts did on Saturday. Let's run it on them! Sit Ameer this week against Minnesota and let him prepare for this.
So my early Christmas wish dearest Mark Pelini, with Nebraska's record breaking back, Ameer Abdullah, lets set another record. Since Ameer seems capable of running north and south even with the injury, let scrap this stretch zone garbage.....heh-hmmm......I mean, Tim Beck's offense, and lets go I- formation. Line Armstrong up under center, give Abdullah a fullback lead blocker, and hand him the ball. Don't stop handing that damn ball to him til' either he begs for mercy or after Iowa begs us to stop. Regardless, nobody quits til' Ameer is the record holder. I can't visualize Ameer giving up, so we should be able to do this.
This is the only way I might slightly be able to ever forget what you've done to the beloved Blackshirt defense over your seven years here, especially THE 408.
As a Husker fan, I may never be able to erase the 408 yards your defense became spectators to against Wisconsin and Melvin Gordon. It was a tough day for anyone wearing the "N".
Still, I happen to think we've got a damn good one in our back field too. Although lagging from a knee injury, Ameer Abdullah seems like he could still run north and south on just about anybody. This knee injury only makes him closer to human, but still obviously superior to mankind.
So a though occurred to me. What would help me ease the pain of that disgusting filth of a pinkshirt performance, we last Saturday?
Well what if the record books looked like this:
1. Ameer Abdullah - 409 yards
2. Melvin Gordon - 408 yards
True vindication would be to do to Wisconsin what they did to us, but Ameer will never again get that chance, and lets face it.....it won't happen against them and their all of a sudden "world dominating" defense. But! Iowa, yes, there's a lowly team we could make look like the Blackshirts did on Saturday. Let's run it on them! Sit Ameer this week against Minnesota and let him prepare for this.
So my early Christmas wish dearest Mark Pelini, with Nebraska's record breaking back, Ameer Abdullah, lets set another record. Since Ameer seems capable of running north and south even with the injury, let scrap this stretch zone garbage.....heh-hmmm......I mean, Tim Beck's offense, and lets go I- formation. Line Armstrong up under center, give Abdullah a fullback lead blocker, and hand him the ball. Don't stop handing that damn ball to him til' either he begs for mercy or after Iowa begs us to stop. Regardless, nobody quits til' Ameer is the record holder. I can't visualize Ameer giving up, so we should be able to do this.
This is the only way I might slightly be able to ever forget what you've done to the beloved Blackshirt defense over your seven years here, especially THE 408.
