Here you go boys, this is what it's come to...

[Count 'Bility]

god. Solich and the walkons. Option and the pipeline. God. I just wish the sun would burn up tommorrow.

 

[NUance]

Things Iowa fans are not holding on to:

 

[HTO]

It's nice to have something to hold on to, something Iowa fans will never understand.

 

[Mierin]

I'd rather live in the past than not remember my past because I don't have one.

 

[WillyWonka]

Things Iowa fans are not holding on to:

I'd rather live in the past than not remember my past because I don't have one.

You guys just don't get it.

You just keep on proving everyone's point. Sheesh.

In the year 2045 you guys will still think you have a relevant team because the nineties happened.

Uncle Ricos all around.

 

[NUance]

Things Iowa fans are not holding on to:

I'd rather live in the past than not remember my past because I don't have one.

You guys just don't get it.

You just keep on proving everyone's point. Sheesh.

Guys? GUYS?!? /Looks at Moiraine/ Well, somebody doesn't get it alright! Here, let me help you out. LINK

 

[WillyWonka]

...

 

[Redux]

Things Iowa fans are not holding on to:

I'd rather live in the past than not remember my past because I don't have one.

You guys just don't get it.

You just keep on proving everyone's point. Sheesh.

In the year 2045 you guys will still think you have a relevant team because the nineties happened.

Uncle Ricos all around.

Somehow, you'll still be extending Ferentz's contract in 2045 after a 7-5 season.

 

[Saunders]

Oh, that's how it's gonna be?

 

[Atbone95]

How's that championship from 1958 doing, when you came in 2nd?

 

[The Maudfather]

Iowa fans can hold onto

 

[GSG]

Oh, that's how it's gonna be?

Is that Johnny Depp?

 

[ScottyIce]

gotta admit. he's very resiliant

Resilient is spelled with an "e."

No, no, no. Resilant is another word for stupid.

 

[Saunders]

Oh, that's how it's gonna be?

Is that Johnny Depp?

I have no idea... but it feels good man.

 

[Count 'Bility]