How to call for the police

huskernumerouno said:
It is early in the morning,

but basically he was trying to be funny by asking how the cuffs felt once the cops arrived and nabbed the people robbing the shed. You see her saying "thats the Gods honest truth too" is allowing him as the person reading it to infer that she was nabbed by the police as one of the robbers
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BINGO! We have a winner!

I think that intelligence increases with experience... ;)

 
AR Husker Fan said:
HuskerNCo said:
AR Husker Fan said:
HuskerNCo said:
that is the gods honest truth too
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Oh? I hope the handcuffs didn't hurt too much...
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:dunno
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Sigh...

Aside to the board - she's gotta be a blonde...

You stated it was true, without stating what was true. "Speaker implies, listener infers". If the speaker leaves his or her speech littered with multiple possible meanings - inferences - it is up to the listener to infer. I inferred that the "it" to which you referred was the breakin itself - and that the reason you knew it was true was due to the fact that you were one of the individuals arrested for it.
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Wrong on both counts... not blonde unless you count major highlughts, but I digress, AND the IT I was referring to was the statment 'Don't mess with old people'.

I wouldn't know a thing about handcuffs. I imagine they would hurt. <_<

(Yep bored at work again) :)

 
HuskerNCo said:
AR Husker Fan said:
HuskerNCo said:
AR Husker Fan said:
HuskerNCo said:
that is the gods honest truth too
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Oh? I hope the handcuffs didn't hurt too much...
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:dunno
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Sigh...

Aside to the board - she's gotta be a blonde...

You stated it was true, without stating what was true. "Speaker implies, listener infers". If the speaker leaves his or her speech littered with multiple possible meanings - inferences - it is up to the listener to infer. I inferred that the "it" to which you referred was the breakin itself - and that the reason you knew it was true was due to the fact that you were one of the individuals arrested for it.
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Wrong on both counts... not blonde unless you count GRAY highlughts, but I digress, AND the IT I was referring to was the statment 'Don't mess with US old people'.

I know a thing about furry handcuffs. I imagine that I could hurt you with them. <_<

(Yep bored at work again) :)
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fixed it for you

 
That old man could have just pushed the panic button that he wears around his neck in case he falls. But then the Ambulance would just show up, so I guess it defeats the purpose.....He did the right thing! :thumbs

 
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