callahanera16
Three-Star Recruit
Q) What is the Difference between the Nebraska Cornhuskers and a Dollar Bill A) You get 4 quarters from a dollar bill.
There was this kid testifying in a divorce case, both parents want him. The judge told him," Ok, I have decided that you are going to live with you Mother." The kid says "No, I don't want to live with her." Judge says "Why not." the kid says "She beats me." The judge says, "Ok, how about your father." The kid says "No" Judge says why, the kid says "He beats me." Then the judge says, "You don't want to live with you mother, or father, then who do you want to live with." The kid says, "I want to live with the Nebraska Cornhuskers." The judge says "Why" The kid says, " I hear they don't beat anybody."
I am a husker fan through and through but sometimes you gotta rag on ur team a bit.
There was this kid testifying in a divorce case, both parents want him. The judge told him," Ok, I have decided that you are going to live with you Mother." The kid says "No, I don't want to live with her." Judge says "Why not." the kid says "She beats me." The judge says, "Ok, how about your father." The kid says "No" Judge says why, the kid says "He beats me." Then the judge says, "You don't want to live with you mother, or father, then who do you want to live with." The kid says, "I want to live with the Nebraska Cornhuskers." The judge says "Why" The kid says, " I hear they don't beat anybody."
I am a husker fan through and through but sometimes you gotta rag on ur team a bit.
