Husker Man Laws

No matter whereyou are at in the world on game day. When you get out of bed and start your day, you shall turn toward the direction of the MECA of football MEMORIAL STADIUM[/size] and say 3 Hail Huskers and Yell GO BIG RED
 

<<<<<Looks around and figures out which way is west!!! :lol:

 
When the Huskers are trailing at halftime you shall take shots of wild turkey and your girlfriend/wife shall perform oral sex on you to summon the gods of the comeback.

MAN LAW!

 
If it is close to kickoff you should find husker fans in need of a ticket. Sell them for face value only!!!!!!!!

MAN LAW.

 
HuskerfaninOkieland said:
"Throwin the bones" is not a sex act to be performed with your wife or girlfriend

MAN LAW!
laughing my a$$ off!!!!!!!!

ALWAYS START TAILGATING BY 9 AM ON GAMEDAYS!

MAN LAW!

 
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