Husker Man Laws

[Blackshirtsguru]

WEAR RED.............

MAN LAW!!!!!

and remember...

... we're watching...

Ok Hack....that Burger King guy really freaks me out! :ahhhhhhhh

 

[AgMarauder04]

If you claim yourself to be a Husker fan and are seen wearing at Texas hat (or any other school's hat) you are subject to 10 kicks to the nuts. :nutz

MAN LAW!

But what if I'm an Aggie and a Husker Fan? I don't WANNA get kicked in the boys!

 

[Blackshirtsguru]

If you have boys....You shall name them after famous Husker players....Mine are named......Grant, Trev, and Turner......MAN LAW!!!!!!!!!

 

[CENTEXHUSKER]

You son needs to witness a Husker game by the time he is 10.

MAN LAW

You need to identify the 22 starters for the Huskers.

MAN LAW

Never purchase goods or services (including gas or beer) in Boulder, Manhattan, or Columbia.

MAN LAW

Need to attend at least one Husker game a year, unless you are serving this country overseas.

MAN LAW

:bonez :bonez :bonez

 

[CENTEXHUSKER]

If you have boys....You shall name them after famous Husker players....Mine are named......Grant, Trev, and Turner......MAN LAW!!!!!!!!!

Just had my first in August, Cody

:woo

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

This thread is awesome!!!!!

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

If you claim yourself to be a Husker fan and are seen wearing at Texas hat (or any other school's hat) you are subject to 10 kicks to the nuts. :nutz

MAN LAW!

But what if I'm an Aggie and a Husker Fan? I don't WANNA get kicked in the boys!

Don't let anyone see you wearing an aggie hat..... :lol:

Plus I shoulda just directed it toward the Texas hat, It seems like everyone effin' has one these days :steam

 

[AgMarauder04]

If you claim yourself to be a Husker fan and are seen wearing at Texas hat (or any other school's hat) you are subject to 10 kicks to the nuts. :nutz

MAN LAW!

But what if I'm an Aggie and a Husker Fan? I don't WANNA get kicked in the boys!

Don't let anyone see you wearing an aggie hat..... :lol:

Plus I shoulda just directed it toward the Texas hat, It seems like everyone effin' has one these days :steam

Damn t-shirt sips. Pisses us (all Aggies) off. Everyone loves the whorns for some stupid reason or other.

 

[General Blackshirt]

If you have boys....You shall name them after famous Husker players....Mine are named......Grant, Trev, and Turner......MAN LAW!!!!!!!!!

Just had my first in August, Cody

:woo

which cody did you name him after???

i can only think of glenn off the top of my head

 

[Redman]

You must love re-watching great Husker games and still get goosebumps! MAN LAW!

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

All children of Husker fans should be able to sing the School Song by the age of 6. Said children are also to be forced to be a part of Husker nation. Girls especially, because you know they will try to convince you they like K-State because they are purple.

MAN LAW!!

 

[Sindonesia]

if you have a dog, his name shall be Herbie!!!

MAN LAW!!

That's my dogs name.

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

if you have a dog, his name shall be Herbie!!!

MAN LAW!!

What about Husker??? I named mine Husker? Is that ok??

 

[huskerfaninbuckeyehell]

Every year you tithe 25% of your income on husker related merchandise: MAN LAW

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Anyone caught "Picking their nose" on TV or HuskerVision, will be ridiculed for the rest of their life!!

If said person is a player on the opposing team, signs shall be made at future games against this opponent ridiculing said player until he graduates.

MAN LAW!