Landlord
Banned
Begins in 43 minutes. For those man enough to accept the challenge of manhood, here are the rules:
1. You don't need to shave to start off this year - if you've already been going strong, keep going brother.
2. You're highly encouraged to submit pictures on the 1st or as soon as possible in order to track beard growth progress and warn against cheaters.
3. The pictures should include your neck.
4. NO SHAVING! Honor system people...if you grow a wicked beard and think you'll be safe shaving half-way through and still growing it back by the end of the month, shame on you. We will find you. We will hurt you. We will shave you. Not just your beard.
5. Existing follicle features can be left unshaven. Allowed features include but are not limited to: Sideburns, soul patches, goatees. Neck shaving is allowed as determined by necktal irritation.
6. Individuals who can not cleanly shave on October 31st because they don't want Al Qeada thinking they are ladyboys can still participate, but an initial beard as short as possible is preffered.
7. On Nov. 30th, you must submit ending photos (two or three, depending on what you initially took) to be judged by your brethren.
Q & A
Q: Why should I participate?
A: Because you are a man. Men grow beards. Men are hairy. As a man, you should aspire to be a bearded man of steel, for beards are all that is manly.
Q: I can't shave because I'm in the military; can I still compete?
A: If you can't lie or bribe your way into it, try working on one specifical feature, such as a pornstache, also known in some circles as a mustache.
Q: Who are some famous beard and mustache clad men of steal that I can aspire to emulate?
A: Bert Reynolds, Zeus, Jim Morrison, Robert E. Lee, Confucius, Jesus (allegedly), Tom Selleck, Chuck Norris, and Uncle Jessy, to name a few.
Q: What do I win?
A: Besides legions of swooning women throwing themselves at you with ferocious vigor? A signature banner or something, maybe a matching avatar.
If you are in, post your pictures in this thread and I will add you to the list on this first post. This thread will be used for update pictures (try taking them as often as you can people), discussion and general masculine revelry, and by the end of the month, a new thread will be created with final photos and a poll for Huskerboard men to vote on.
Go!
Current Participators
Landlord of Memorial Stadium
GSG5545
Broganreynik
1. You don't need to shave to start off this year - if you've already been going strong, keep going brother.
2. You're highly encouraged to submit pictures on the 1st or as soon as possible in order to track beard growth progress and warn against cheaters.
3. The pictures should include your neck.
4. NO SHAVING! Honor system people...if you grow a wicked beard and think you'll be safe shaving half-way through and still growing it back by the end of the month, shame on you. We will find you. We will hurt you. We will shave you. Not just your beard.
5. Existing follicle features can be left unshaven. Allowed features include but are not limited to: Sideburns, soul patches, goatees. Neck shaving is allowed as determined by necktal irritation.
6. Individuals who can not cleanly shave on October 31st because they don't want Al Qeada thinking they are ladyboys can still participate, but an initial beard as short as possible is preffered.
7. On Nov. 30th, you must submit ending photos (two or three, depending on what you initially took) to be judged by your brethren.
Q & A
Q: Why should I participate?
A: Because you are a man. Men grow beards. Men are hairy. As a man, you should aspire to be a bearded man of steel, for beards are all that is manly.
Q: I can't shave because I'm in the military; can I still compete?
A: If you can't lie or bribe your way into it, try working on one specifical feature, such as a pornstache, also known in some circles as a mustache.
Q: Who are some famous beard and mustache clad men of steal that I can aspire to emulate?
A: Bert Reynolds, Zeus, Jim Morrison, Robert E. Lee, Confucius, Jesus (allegedly), Tom Selleck, Chuck Norris, and Uncle Jessy, to name a few.
Q: What do I win?
A: Besides legions of swooning women throwing themselves at you with ferocious vigor? A signature banner or something, maybe a matching avatar.
If you are in, post your pictures in this thread and I will add you to the list on this first post. This thread will be used for update pictures (try taking them as often as you can people), discussion and general masculine revelry, and by the end of the month, a new thread will be created with final photos and a poll for Huskerboard men to vote on.
Go!
Current Participators
Landlord of Memorial Stadium
GSG5545
Broganreynik
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