I expect...

[indianahusker]

:lol: A Husker fan posted this on another board:

I keep hearing the word "expectations" bandied about in numerous threads. It got me to thinking.

What are my "expectations"?

Well here are some of them:

* I expect..... my beer cold.

* I expect..... my steak medium well.

* I expect..... my kids obedient.

* I expect..... my wife faithful

* I expect..... Joe Paterno to wear the same pants

* I expect..... the sun to rise in the east

* I expect..... the sun to set in the west

* I expect..... fast food to be slow

These are just a few of my expectations. It is hoped no one was offended. Have a nice day.

I posted this:

*I expect...someone to win the "National Championship"

*I expect...the NCAA to screw up things at least once a year

*I expect...my wife to need new pants to go with her new shoes

*I expect...to wear pants to work

*I expect...God to cheer for everyone, not just Notre Dame

What are your expectations? Have fun with this one!

 

[BigRedJake]

I expect...to wear 100% too much pants!

 

[rawhide]

BRJ,

??????

are u a nudist? or just like shorts like me? I can get away with it in So. Ca.

I expect......differing opinions on every subject

I expect......to lose contact with friends

I expect......God to love me no matter what.

I expect......to beg forgiveness every single day.

I expect.......to always support the HUSKERS.

 

[BigRedJake]

BRJ,
??????

are u a nudist? or just like shorts like me? I can get away with it in So. Ca.

I expect......differing opinions on every subject

I expect......to lose contact with friends

I expect......God to love me no matter what.

I expect......to beg forgiveness every single day.

I expect.......to always support the HUSKERS.

If I was a nudist I wouldn't be wearing 100% too much pants, would I?

 

[rawhide]

Gotcha now, had a weird day probably not firing on all cylinders. :blink:

 

[slacker]

Gotcha now, had a weird day probably not firing on all cylinders. :blink:

Today was a weird day? How is today any different then any other day??

 

[slacker]

I expect....to be asked at least one stupid question per day.

 

[rawhide]

Here's my sign

Had a patient try to crash hard on me. Just replay things until I am satisfied everything was done. It's the patients that you least expect adverse things to happen, they do. Second guessing is pretty normal.

 

[DJR313]

I expect....to be asked at least one stupid question per day.

:yeah

I expect gas prices to suck from here on out.

 

[rawhide]

DJR,

I expect... I'd bet my house on those odds.

 

[BigRedJake]

I expect...rawhide to be very very old.

And wear a nut bra.

 

[Blackshirt]

I expect...rawhide to be very very old.

And wear a nut bra.

Dood thats just wrong. 'Hide you have my permission to open up a fat can of geritol on BRJ's azz. :bat

 

[BigRedJake]

I expect...rawhide to be very very old.

And wear a nut bra.

Dood thats just wrong. 'Hide you have my permission to open up a fat can of geritol on BRJ's azz. :bat

Isn't geritol a hair gel or something?

 

[rawhide]

That would be a can of Geritol whupass. With a Viagra chaser. :lol: :box

 

[TheKiD]

I expect.....the Huskers to win, unless of course they lose.

I expect.....Jim Rose to keep his awful haircut

I expect.....pointless threads.