You guys are ridiculous.....I LOVE IT!!!!!!!
Come party with us on the Plains!!!!!
Cold Beer for everybody....nobody's gotta die...
I said, A COLD BEER!
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Come party with us on the Plains!!!!!
Cold Beer for everybody....nobody's gotta die...
BIGREDIOWAN
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husker rob
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what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes??????????????????
nothing you already told here twice
nothing you already told here twice
huskernumerouno
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Why does the bride always wear white?
You want all the appliances to match
You want all the appliances to match
husker rob
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why do men get married?????????
they need someone to carry sperm from the bedroom to the bathroom
they need someone to carry sperm from the bedroom to the bathroom
BIGREDIOWAN
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Oh these are great I'm crying here.......... :rollin
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red
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Ah what the hell...........
Joe and Bill are out fishing and sipping beer while discussing football and NASCAR.
All of a sudden Joe says, "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over 6 months."
Bill sips his beer and says, "You better think it over, women like that are hard to find."
Joe and Bill are out fishing and sipping beer while discussing football and NASCAR.
All of a sudden Joe says, "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over 6 months."
Bill sips his beer and says, "You better think it over, women like that are hard to find."
husker rob
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how many men does it take to change a light bulb
none let the b!^@h cook in the dark
none let the b!^@h cook in the dark
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red
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The Beer Effect
Yesterday, scientists for Health America suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.
It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
Yesterday, scientists for Health America suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.
It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
huskernumerouno
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Definition of a woman............
Life support for a vagina
Life support for a vagina
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red
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How do you repair a woman's watch?
You don't need to. There is a clock on the oven.
You don't need to. There is a clock on the oven.
BIGREDIOWAN
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husker rob
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how many men does it take to open a beer????????
none, the b!^@h better have it open when she brings it to me
none, the b!^@h better have it open when she brings it to me
HuskerJosh82
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It is definatley the mans fault in this case. Who, in their right mind would have warm beer in their house? The second you get beer, you put it in the fridge, or in the freezer for faster consumption. There should be no warm beer in any mans house and, the second you get beer, you put it in the fridge. Man law!