I sat next to Cody Green last night at Love Library

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I was there doing some group work on my calc class and I went to the men's room to pinch off a loaf. In comes this guy, I am almost sure it was CG, and he sat right down in the stall next to me. Kinda quiet for a minute - I just froze - everything locked up. But I did notice he was wide-stance'n just like CG does under center. Something just tells me he gets the start on Saturday.

 
CornHoler said:
I was there doing some group work on my calc class and I went to the men's room to pinch off a loaf. In comes this guy, I am almost sure it was CG, and he sat right down in the stall next to me. Kinda quiet for a minute - I just froze - everything locked up. But I did notice he was wide-stance'n just like CG does under center. Something just tells me he gets the start on Saturday.
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as a wise man once told me "nothing good can come of this" lmao

 
CornHoler said:
I was there doing some group work on my calc class and I went to the men's room to pinch off a loaf. In comes this guy, I am almost sure it was CG, and he sat right down in the stall next to me. Kinda quiet for a minute - I just froze - everything locked up. But I did notice he was wide-stance'n just like CG does under center. Something just tells me he gets the start on Saturday.
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Wow. The fact that your name is cornholer, and that you pinched off a loaf, made me bust out laughing.

I'm putting money down on Green starting. After this, I can't lose.

 
Stu said:
CornHoler said:
I was there doing some group work on my calc class and I went to the men's room to pinch off a loaf. In comes this guy, I am almost sure it was CG, and he sat right down in the stall next to me. Kinda quiet for a minute - I just froze - everything locked up. But I did notice he was wide-stance'n just like CG does under center. Something just tells me he gets the start on Saturday.
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Wow. The fact that your name is cornholer, and that you pinched off a loaf, made me bust out laughing.

I'm putting money down on Green starting. After this, I can't lose.
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I used to work for Union Broadcasting in Kansas City. At that time, George Brett was an on-air host during baseball season. I often shared the stall next to George in the bathroom. Even his dumps were Hall of Fame Quality with maximum effort.........

 
CornHoler said:
I was there doing some group work on my calc class and I went to the men's room to pinch off a loaf. In comes this guy, I am almost sure it was CG, and he sat right down in the stall next to me. Kinda quiet for a minute - I just froze - everything locked up. But I did notice he was wide-stance'n just like CG does under center. Something just tells me he gets the start on Saturday.
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Did he at least hit his target, cause if was Lee it would have *hit behind the stool.

 
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NebHusker72 said:
any particular reason you were checking out his stance?
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since is foot was nearly clear over in my stall I couldn't really miss it.

one weird thing i noticed on his shoe was a little blurb on the side that said "once bitten twice shy".

 
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I'm glad we can forecast who's going to start on Saturday by the way our quarterbacks take a dump as relayed to us by the guy "Pinching off a loaf" in the stall next to him.. It's nice to see that technology has come to play in prognostication.

Maybe we can dub you "Dumpstradamus" ?

 
HuskerMoon said:
I'm glad we can forecast who's going to start on Saturday by the way our quarterbacks take a dump as relayed to us by the guy "Pinching off a loaf" in the stall next to him.. It's nice to see that technology has come to play in prognostication.

Maybe we can dub you "Dumpstradamus" ?
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my wife prefers that I just say "I'm going to go pinch off a monkey tale"

 
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