IDIOT SIGHTING:

[ohiohusker]

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open!" His reply, "I know. I already got that side."

This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi

IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceburg lettuce.

From Kansas City

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Yep, sounds like BRI and rob to me! :lol:

 

[strigori]

I have some from right here in Omaha.

An older man holds up a gallon of milk and asks "Is this a two gallon size?"

A blond(Yeah, I know, it really was a blond though) came up to a guy filling milk and said "you need to put the caps on tighter." He replied "What?" getting the next question"you bottle it in the back dont you?" The answer. "Yeah, we keep all the cows out back."

I have had to argue with a woman that two Half Gallons do, in fact, make a Gallon.

 

[T_O_Bull]

:bonez :cheers :cheers :bonez

Did you know that Sara Lee Pound Cake is only 12 oz.s? I'm sorry but that's only 3/4 of a pound.

>>>T_O_B

:dunno :wasted :dunno :wasted :dunno