If I win $1.5+B Powerball on Wed....

[The Dude]

 

[Redux]

I would take 100k and be on my way kind sir.

 

[Landlord]

If I win, I will buy you a lifetime supply of selfie-sticks, Landlord

How much for a date with your girls' sister

 

[GSG]

If I win, I will buy you a lifetime supply of selfie-sticks, Landlord

How much for a date with your girls' sister

I charge a $10 million finder's fee

Her fees are to be negotiated separately

 

[Minnesota_husker]

Can I have my Million in dollar bills?

 

[obert1]

I'd work part time at McDonald's through mcrib season

 

[GM_Tood]

Can I have my Million in dollar bills?

Pesos for you.

 

[Creighton Duke]

The University of Nebraska would be getting a phone call from me the day after I won the 1.33 billion. I would ask them how much money would I have to donate to the University to have a suit for the rest of my life, access to practices, sidelines and anything else for that matter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IqH3uliwJY

 

[GM_Tood]

Here are our numbers:

15 29 39 46 63 PB-05

 

[darkhorse85]

Tood tomorrow morning:

 

[Bigred_inSD]

How much money does this leave for blow and hookers?

 

[Huskerzoo]

Best of luck.

 

[Minnesota_husker]

I got sucked in to an office pool-- about 200$ worth

Here goes nothing.

 

[darkhorse85]

Try a little harder next time, man. I bought a new house last night and provided a printout of this thread as proof of income. I'm screwed now.

 

[Mavric]