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[huskernumerouno]

yo mommas so fat she uses the grand canyon as a toilet

and the colorado river as a douche

 

[GSG]

Speaking of Yo Momma... anybody watch "Yo Momma" on MTV?? The guy who played Fez on "That 70s Show" is the host... It's good... probably way better than this post...

 

[husker rob]

fez aint got squat, compared to the "Husker Board"

 

[DaveH]

MTV? Blech.

 

[husker rob]

your momma is so nasty she thought she had a yeast infection and pulled out a loaf of bread

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

your momma is so nasty she thought she had a yeast infection and pulled out a loaf of bread

Insert throwing up icon here!!! :WTH :lol:

 

[husker rob]

your momma is so nasty, she doesnt have the clap, she has the applause.

 

[huskernumerouno]

yo mommas so nasty, she invented the donkey show

 

[BornNBredRed]

I will take your mother out for a nice seafood dinner and NEVER CALL HER BACK.

 

[husker rob]

your momma is so poor, she watches t.v. on an etch-o-scetch

 

[husker rob]

your house is so small, i stuck a key in the door and stabbed 3 people