If we lose to the Gophers in MN,

Thurston from Pender said:
I'm going to jump off the Hwy 94 bridge into the Dredge!

I'm just about feed up with this program. Every since Steve from North Platte uttered those infamous words of "sinking into mediocrity" that's all that has happened to this once proud and great program. And frankly, right now I'd take a mediocre program. We're below mediocre. And we're irrelevant. 

The Huskers better become great again but I - for one - am getting very impatient.  I'm also getting old. Time is mighty precious when there is less of it waste. 

/s/

Thurston from Pender

A very sad and frustrated UNL alum
How is the dredge? 

 
We haven't heard from Thurston since about 10 hours ago. Maybe he actually jumped? I'm getting a little worried. I'm guessing Thurston might have about ten cats and a Chia pet to take care of & they will miss him.  :(

 
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