If you have five dollars, and Ndamukong Suh has five dollars . . .

It's not that hard to make your own jokes. All of mine are originals. They may not be terribly funny, but they're new.

 
killer cacti said:
Suh demolishes cars!
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Suh uses a metal toilet because he destroys porcelain upon contact.

Suh grinds up the nation of Columbia to make his cup of coffee.

On his tour through Tibet, Suh stubbed his toe and created Mount Everest.

 
The Big X viaduct near campus was created to keep Suh out of the path of oncoming trains. Union Pacific was complaining that too many of their trains were getting wrecked when Suh walked across the tracks.

 
When Suh goes deer hunting, he doesn't use a gun. He killed a twelve-point buck by challenging it to a duel.

 
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King Kong thought that if he used half of Suh's name he might just be half as strong as NdamuKONG, but it didnt work

 
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