Foppa's Gameplan vs. ISU..
1) Give ISU's bus driver wrong directions to Lincoln.
2) Have ISU play the Prison team from the movie 'Unnecessary Roughness' for the 1st quarter.
3) Tell NU's O-Line that ISU molested all their sisters, mothers, and girlfriends the night before.
4) Whatever the play-call is, do the exact opposite.
5) LOTS of super glue.
6) No watching the offensive Broncos film of the Broncos vs. Chargers game that was played today. Seriously, are they copying NU, or is NU copying them???
7) The only time NU shifts is in their cars leaving the stadium after the game.
8) 'Yellow' is the name of a Coldplay song, is generally associated with a warning of some kind, and is found on bananas. It isn't a color you want to see on the field every other play.
9) Needing 10+ yards + throwing 3 yards = never getting first downs.
10) Executions are legal in prisons, third world countries, in the Taliban, and on third downs.
11) Just win, baby. :thumbs