Iowa Sucks

GSG5545 said:
And then there was one.

Iowa dispatched an outmatched Purdue team with relative ease in icy Kinnick Stadium Saturday and clinched a spot in the Big 10 Championship Game as West Division Champs. That is a pick-your accolade (amazing, awesome, outstanding, shocking, historic, stunning, wonderful, Hawklicious, etc., etc.) accomplishment.

But there is one little, nagging bit of business remaining in the regular season.

One bloviating, still arrogant-despite-being-bad, lacking (k)nowledge, possibly crime-covering-up piece of nasty business to attend to.

I speak, of course, of our delusional friends from the western fringe of Big 10 country: the Nebraska Cornhuskers. Corn nation - in what can only be described as some sort of mass hallucination brought on by worshiping the undead corpse of Tom Osborne - is absolutely, positively positive that they are going to knock off unbeaten Iowa, show the college football world that the Hawkeyes are a fraud and salvage some small piece of relevance out of their joke of a football season.

They are wrong.
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I guess rivals will let any moron write for them nowadays. You hate to see that.
 
GSG5545 said:
And then there was one.

Iowa dispatched an outmatched Purdue team with relative ease in icy Kinnick Stadium Saturday and clinched a spot in the Big 10 Championship Game as West Division Champs. That is a pick-your accolade (amazing, awesome, outstanding, shocking, historic, stunning, wonderful, Hawklicious, etc., etc.) accomplishment.

But there is one little, nagging bit of business remaining in the regular season.

One bloviating, still arrogant-despite-being-bad, lacking (k)nowledge, possibly crime-covering-up piece of nasty business to attend to.

I speak, of course, of our delusional friends from the western fringe of Big 10 country: the Nebraska Cornhuskers. Corn nation - in what can only be described as some sort of mass hallucination brought on by worshiping the undead corpse of Tom Osborne - is absolutely, positively positive that they are going to knock off unbeaten Iowa, show the college football world that the Hawkeyes are a fraud and salvage some small piece of relevance out of their joke of a football season.

They are wrong.
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Read the rest here: https://iowa.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1829597
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Read it in its entirety.

BRING IT HUSKERS! LET"S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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