Irregular News

[slacker]

Machias, MN - Man who scammed 18 restaurants by pretending to have a heart attack when it came time to pay the tab is released from jail. He's returning to the small town where he pulled his scams to "look for a restaurant job". Full Story

Grand Rapids, MI - Student headed to trial for taping "Girls Gone Wild: High School Parking Lot". Full Story

New York, NY - Telemarketers to charge $1 to remove the dead from phone spam lists. Full Story

New York, NY - Skateboarder falls off her board and gets branded by manhole cover, sues. Full Story

East Africa - East African man offers 20 head of cattle and 40 goats to marry Chelsea Clinton. Full Story

 

[BigRedJake]

East Africa - East African man offers 20 head of cattle and 40 goats to marry Chelsea Clinton. Full Story

That guy's gettin' ripped off.

 

[Pedro Guerrero]

East Africa - East African man offers 20 head of cattle and 40 goats to marry Chelsea Clinton. Full Story

Crap if you're going to give up all those head of cattle....Wait don't say head around a Clinton. At least go after one of the Bush twins. Not to be mean or anything but Chelsea Clinton is far and away one of the ugliest women in America.(Her mom is #1)

 

[RedCountry]

:rollin :rollin Pretty good NewEarth.