Jason Ankrah is a Centaur

knapplc

International Man of Mystery
Listen, I didn't make that up. Eric Martin said it. And you have to ask yourself - why would Eric lie?

I had no idea Ankrah was a mythological beast. I thought he was just a beast.

@RobinWashut

Eric Martin on Ankrah: "Jason, he’s just a centaur. You know centaur’s are pretty quiet. You just give them a sugar cube and they walk away”

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how does he know they like(?) sugar cubes?
Most likely EMart is a minotaur. Lives in a cave (hence "caveman"), super strong, goes into beast-mode all the time. It makes sense that a minotaur would know more about a centaur.

 
Free Eric Martin!!

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Sugar cubes? Is this a reference to something I've never seen/read? Never heard of centaurs being partial to sugar cubes. Having a human brain and stomach I'd assume they'd be pretty human in their tastes.

 
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