Joke.

killer cacti

killer cacti

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An 85 year old man goes to the Dr. for a physical. The Dr. gives him a jar and says to bring back a semen sample the next day. Next day the old man comes back and gives the Dr. the jar but it's just as clean as the day before. The Dr. asks "what's the problem?" The old man says, "I tried it with my right hand and my left hand, but no luck. My wife tried it with both hands and her mouth, both with the teeth in and the teeth out, but no luck. We even got my next door neighbor, Betty, to try. She tried with both hands, then put it under her arm, then between her knees, but no luck." The Dr. was shocked. "You got your neighbor to try?" "Sure did," said the old man, "but no matter what we tried, we never did get the damn lid off that jar."

 
Too funny, Cacti..

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Pirate Joke for The Land Pirates

ARRRRRRR.....

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of his fly.

The bartender says, "hey man, you have a steering wheel coming out of your fly!!"

The pirate says "ARRRRR.....I know. It's driving me nuts!"

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Same pirate walks into a different bar and the bartender says, "Hey Long John Silver! Where's your Buccaneers?"

Pirate says, "Under my Buckin' hat!".."Where's your Buckin' eyes!"

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Why is pirating addictive?

They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!

 
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