Keller talking with Murtha

are you kidding me do u ThInK i cArE aBoUt GrAmMeR iS tHiS sChOoL nO

and when did i say callahan cant coach
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Your Text, Dialectized (Redneck):

are yo' kiddin' me does u ThInK i cArE aBoUt GrAmMeR iS tHiS sChOoL nO an' when did i say callahan kaynt coach

Your Text, Dialectized (jive)

are ya' kiddin' me do u DInK ah' cArE aBoUt GrAmMeR iS tHiS sChOoL nO and when dun did ah' say callahan kint coach

Your Text, Dialectized (cockney)

are yer kiddin' me do u FInK i cArE aBoUt GrAmMeR iS tHiS sChOoL nO and wen did i say callahan cant coach

Your Text, Dialectized (fudd)

awe you kidding me do u DInK i cAwE aBoUt GwAmMeW iS tHiS sChOoW nO and when did i say cawwahan cant coach

Your Text, Dialectized (bork)..((Sweedish Chef))

ere-a yuoo keedding me-a du u ThInK i cErE eBuOot GrEmMeR iS tHeeS sChOuL nO und vhee deed i sey cellehun c**t cuech

Your Text, Dialectized (moron)

are you kibbigg me do u DInK i cArE aBoUt GrAmMeR iS tHiS sChOoL nO and when did i say callahan cant coach

Your Text, Dialectized (piglatin)

areyay youay iddingkay emay oday uyay InKThAY iyay ArEcay aBoUtyay AmMeRGrAY iSyay iStHay OoLsChay Onay andyay enwhay idday iyay aysay allahancay antcay oachcay

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Does this one meke it Double Hacker?

Your Text, Dialectized (hckr)

R YOU KIDDING ME D0 U THINK I CAE ABUOT GRAMMA RIS THU SSCHOOL |\| AND WHE|\| DID I ASY CALLHAANN CANT COACH

 
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Wow, I'm tired.

Please stop quoting seven posts at a time, it makes my brain hurt. Keller will be fine. My friend had his 21st last weekend, and Keller and Mo purify were there, TOGETHER, and bought him many drinks. That's all I care about...and maybe the line blocking for him...and the RB's picking up blitzes...and the other wideouts catching his balls...and...O NO, I hope they all can just get along.

Let's all just play nice and let these men settle, or not settle in case there is nothing actually going on, and move on with our lives.

I hear it's baseball season.

 
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