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[HuskerNCo]

(she says in her bestest Elvis voice)

Thank you...Thank you verrry much.

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

Wrecked my patrol car last night..............nothing major just decided to relocate a whole bunch of mailboxes with the rear of it............... <_<

 

[huskernumerouno]

Did you issue yourself a ticket

 

[ohiohusker]

Were the roads bad? Were you chasing a bad guy? (Seriously, hope you're OK.....)

 

[rawhide]

dropped his brand new box of dunkin' d-nutz :laughpound

 

[Dundermifflinite]

dropped his brand new box of dunkin' d-nutz :laughpound

all while reading this thread and driving at the same time!

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

Did you issue yourself a ticket

No, I was just backing down the street and I guess I was veering a little bit and WHAM!!!! There goes the reverse light lense and a large dent developed on the trunk! My Sgt. laughed his a$$ off.

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Did you issue yourself a ticket

No, I was just backing down the street and I guess I was veering a little bit and WHAM!!!! There goes the reverse light lense and a large dent developed on the trunk! My Sgt. laughed his a$$ off.

I would've been a lot cooler if you said you were in a high speed chase and you were hanging out the window shooting out the bad guy's tires then he spun out. Then you realized you were heading right toward their car so you jumped out at the last second and your cruiser crashed into the bad guy's car causing a massive fire ball.

You would've been my hero had you said that... too late now.

 

[husker rob]

I was never a Boy Scout, but I did eat a Brownie once

 

[huskernumerouno]

Did you issue yourself a ticket

No, I was just backing down the street and I guess I was veering a little bit and WHAM!!!! There goes the reverse light lense and a large dent developed on the trunk! My Sgt. laughed his a$$ off.

Careless driving is a ticket to a civilian,"citizens arrest, citizens arrest"

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

Did you issue yourself a ticket

No, I was just backing down the street and I guess I was veering a little bit and WHAM!!!! There goes the reverse light lense and a large dent developed on the trunk! My Sgt. laughed his a$$ off.

Careless driving is a ticket to a civilian,"citizens arrest, citizens arrest"

Sorry there is nothing you or anyone can do about it. I wouldn't have issued a ticket to a normal driver for this one because it was an honest mistake. Now if they were intoxicated that would be something different. It was pretty damn stupid on my part though................. <_<

 

[rawhide]

hmmm, thinks to self "does husker rob have to register in every state?"

 

[husker rob]

hmmm, thinks to self "does husker rob have to register in every state?"

shhhhhhhhh

 

[huskernumerouno]

Did you issue yourself a ticket

No, I was just backing down the street and I guess I was veering a little bit and WHAM!!!! There goes the reverse light lense and a large dent developed on the trunk! My Sgt. laughed his a$$ off.

Careless driving is a ticket to a civilian,"citizens arrest, citizens arrest"

Sorry there is nothing you or anyone can do about it. I wouldn't have issued a ticket to a normal driver for this one because it was an honest mistake. Now if they were intoxicated that would be something different. It was pretty damn stupid on my part though................. <_<

Can anyone say SELECTIVE PROSECUTION :laughpound

I'm just glad no one was hurt except of course those innocent mail boxes :hellloooo

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

I am El Nino. Yo soy El Nino. For those of you who don't habla espanol, El Nino is Spanish for: The Nino.