Last to post wins

They say a man should always dress for the job he wants

So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?

It's all because some hacker stole my identity

Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and ice tea

Shoulda gone to

Free Credit Report Dot Com (yee haw)

I shoulda seen this coming at me like an atom bomb

They monitor your credit and send you email alerts

So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts

 
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