Now that I have to pay attention to this thread because of Mod duties, I humbly beg you guys to post something interesting instead of "I win."
The win is implied, of course, so saying you win is redundant. Post something unique about your area you live in. Tell us about the first girl (or guy) you had a crush on. Tell us about your first car. Tell us where you post from, desk, office, laptop at the school library... whatever. Just anything aside from various forms of "win."
Stuff I would post would be:
"Moby d!(k is wildly overrated."
"I haven't seen the stars more than five times since Christmas."
"I went to the Mannheim Steamroller concert on 12/22. It was awesome and I sat in the same row as Chip Davis."