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AR Husker Fan said:
Nicole said:
so im having a bad week.

and got in a very minor accident, $1700 in damage, and its not even that horrible looking..

:angry: :madash :angry: :madash :angry: :madash :angry:
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Alright, everyone - it's become painfully obvious that Nicole needs a keeper. To volunteer, please submit to me your name - and donation. The person with the largest donation gets the job. Since no one will know what anyone else is donating, it behooves you to donate as much as you can. Cash only - all submissions become the property of AR Husker Fan. Thank you, and good luck!
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Sounds like a good investment..........I'm in!

 
husker rob said:
everyone needs to stay off of the sidewalks anytime nicole is behind the wheel
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Makes me think of my dearly departed grandma. You know...the little old lady that sees the road in the little space between the top of the dashboard and through the steering wheel? I miss the old loon.

 
GSG5545 said:
I'm sooo freakin bored and there isn't anything on TV. This sucks. I need a vacation from my vacation.
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Now that is dam funny! Wait, no it isn't, I haven't had a vaction in 7 yrs. Dammit! LOL

On a side note it is snowing in The Willamette Valley in Oregon. Ive lived in this hell hole for 10 yrs and it has snowed and stayed on the gound.... let see...... Never! This is great, stupid people should stay in the house (alone) in an attempt to keep them from breedng.

:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

 
It's 7°F outside right now. This is a welcome change from yesterday's -15°F.

I need to move to a warm state.

 
If Samantha Fox married Jeramiah Trotter - Would their child be a FOX TROTTER?

If Seal married Britney Spears - Would thier child be 'Baby' SEAL SPEARS?

If David Carr married Sarah Jessica Parker - Would their child be a CARR PARKER?

If Davis Love married Barbara Bush - Would their child be a LOVE BUSH?

If Pink married Tiger Woods - Would their child be PINK WOODS?

If Brian Cox married Wynona Ryder - Would their child be a COX RYDER?

If Joe Horn had married Lucille Ball - Would their child be a HORN BALL?

 
AR Husker Fan said:
Nicole said:
so im having a bad week.

and got in a very minor accident, $1700 in damage, and its not even that horrible looking..

:angry: :madash :angry: :madash :angry: :madash :angry:
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Alright, everyone - it's become painfully obvious that Nicole needs a keeper. To volunteer, please submit to me your name - and donation. The person with the largest donation gets the job. Since no one will know what anyone else is donating, it behooves you to donate as much as you can. Cash only - all submissions become the property of AR Husker Fan. Thank you, and good luck!
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:lol:

husker rob said:
everyone needs to stay off of the sidewalks anytime nicole is behind the wheel
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:angry: psh.

I'm a good driver! But when you are driving on a road thats covered in a sheet of ice and sleet, sh!t happens!

 
"SEDAGIVE!?"

- Fredrick

"Walk this way!"

- Igore

"What terrific knockers! oh, sank you doctar. Oh, that alright."

- Fredric and Inga

"My grandfather used to work for your grandfather. Of course the rates have gone up"

- Igore

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Would you mind telling me, who's brain I did put in?

Igor: And, you won't be angry?

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will not be angry.

Igor: Abby-someone.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby-someone. Abby who?

Igor: Abby-normal.

-----

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Werewolf?

Igor: There.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What?

Igor: There wolf. There castle.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Why are you talking that way?

Igor: I thought you wanted to.

-----

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: It's alive!

-----

Igor: Dr. Frankenstein?

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Fronkensteen.

Igor: You're putting me on.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, it's pronounced: Fronkensteen.

Igor: Do you also say, Froaderick?

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, Frederick.

Igor: Well, why isn't it: Froaderick Fronkensteen?

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: It isn't. It's Frederick Fronensteen.

Igor: I see.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor.

Igor: No, it's pronounced: I-gore.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: But, they told me it was Igor.

Igor: Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?

-----

Inga: Dr. Fronkensteen, are you alright?

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: My name . . . is Frankenstein!

-----

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Put . . . the candle . . . back!

-----

Inga: Would you like to have a roll in the hay? It's fun.

-----

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What knockers!

-----

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What a filthy job.

Igor: Could be worse.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: How?

Igor: Could be raining.

-----

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Pardon me boy, is this the Transylvania station?

Peasant boy: Yah, yah, track 29! Oh, can I give you a shine?

-----

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: 'd rather be remembered for my own small contributions to science, and because of my accidental relationship to a famous . . . coo-coo.

 

"All right, you win. You win. I give. I'll say it. I'll say it. I'll say it. DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING DEATH FOR ME! DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING DEATH FOR ME! "

- Dr. Frederick Frankenstein

 

 

"Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags? [doing a Groucho Marx] Certainly, you take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban."

- Dr. Frederick Frankenstein and Igor

 

 

"He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker"

- Inga

 

 

"WereWolf! There wolf."

- Inga & Igore

 

 

"Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor where did you get this brain?? Igor: I got it from the jar named Abby Normal... Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby Normal?? you mean you brought me an abnormal brain?!?!?!?!"

- Dr. Frederick Frankenstein and Igor

 

 

"PUTTIN' ON THE RITZ!"

- The Monster

 

 

"Damn your eyes! Igor(pointing to his eyes): Too late."

- Frederick (to Igor)

 

 

"Inga(shouting through door): Dr. Fronkensteen. Are you all right? Fredric: MY NAME...IS FRANKENSTEIN!"

- Inga and Fredric

 

 

"Hearts and kidneys are TINKER TOYS!"

- Dr. Frederick Frankenstein

 

 

"Put the candle back."

- Dr. Frankenstein

 

 

"MY GRANDFATHERS' WORK WAS DOO-DOO! I AM NOT INTERESTED IN DEATH! THE ONLY THING THAT INTERESTS ME IS THE PRESERVATION OF LIFE. (stabs himself in the leg with a scalpel) Class is dismissed."

- Frederick Frankenstein

 

 

"Put ze candle back!"

- Inga

 

 

"Dirty word! He said a dirty word!!"

- Igor

 

 

 

"Fredric: Stand back for the love of god! He has a rotten brain! Frau Blucher: It's not rotten. It's a good brain. Fredric: It's rotten I tell you! Rotten."

- Fredric and Frau Blucher

 

 

"Fredric: What a filthy job. Igor: Could be worse. Fredric: How? Igor: Could be raining.(A crash of thunder and it starts to rain.)"

- Fredric and Igor

 
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expecting this "arctic blast" (oooo ahhh) here in Big D over the next few days. Rained all day. Should be ice by morning. Or the morning after. Or something. Or something after.

 
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