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[HUSKER 37]

50 degrees here tonight..(Burr)

Too cold to ride my bike!

New (old) Bumper Stickers:

"IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!"

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Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.

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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

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Horn Broken.. Watch For Finger.

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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.

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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.

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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.

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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?

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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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Illiterate? Write For Help.

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Honk If Anything Falls Off.

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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.

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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost, But is Miles From The Next Exit.

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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.

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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!

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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.

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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)

If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...

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Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Also Are Timed For 70 mph

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Guys: No Shirt, No Service

Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like

Jabba The Hut?

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Ax Me About Ebonics.

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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel

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Boldly Going Nowhere.

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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.

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Heart Attacks: God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends

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Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.

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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?

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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE -- PLANT A MAN.

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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.

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And Lastly: "POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR

THE SAME REASON

 

[HUSKER 37]

I think I got like an inch last night....

That's what SHE said

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

It's 7°F outside right now. This is a welcome change from yesterday's -15°F.

I need to move to a warm state.

Yeah cold as hell here something like 9 degrees right now and a big snow storm heading this way for Saturday night and Sunday......

I think I got like an inch last night....

I think we have a couple on the ground right now with some more coming tonight. Supposed to have 6 or 8 total when it's all said and done. Had to drive to Missouri last night to pick up a prisoner and let me tell you a Crown Victoria on ice really f'ing sucks!!!!! :hmmph

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

I think I got like an inch last night....

That's what SHE said

Not quite sure if that was a "burn" to me or yourself :lol:

 

[husker rob]

rain and mud here, sucks a$$

 

[Nicole]

we're pretty much covered in ice.

but the Patriots won so its all good.

 

[HuskerNCo]

rain and mud here, sucks a$$

think positive, you'll be on vacation soon... :woo

it's cold has hell here in Longmont. -2 this morning which is cold for us not in the mountains.

my furnance runs all damn day now since I work from home

 

[admo]

"Everywhere I go... There's always something to remind me... Of another place in time..."

So easy a Caveman can do it.

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

WOW!!! This competition has me both mentally and physically fatigued.

 

[husker rob]

.....and when you get hurt, they give you cash, which is just as good as money

 

[HUSKER 37]

sO MUCH FOR MOVING TO A "wARM sTATE"

It got down to 20 last night..Lucky I remembered to turn the fawcets on "drip" outside.

Someday I should winter in Australia and be the ultimate Snowbird.

Drowning:..Didn't mean to burn...Just made me think of the saying, "Give me 10" and make it hurt"

Punchline?

Anybody?

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

It's like -7 here in Des Moines right now!!!! It's so cold as soon as I step outside my nostrils freeze!!! :hellloooo

 

[admo]

U.L. Washington

 

[Nicole]

i bought a huskers skin for my phone

w00t.

 

[CornHOLIO]

THEY'RE BREAKING WATER PIPES in AZ..Coldest temp for 20some years.

Doug Donaldson, 16, of Mesa and his 14-year-old brother Dillan play with ice from a fountain at the Fountain Plaze in Scottsdale