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[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

are you saying his weiner ways a quarter of an ounce?

Not that I would know or anything...

 

[husker rob]

I know, I know......it's what you HEARD right?

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

Yeah well I heard that Drowning has a mangina!!!

 

[husker rob]

i heard that Ron Prince has a DD Manzier

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

If two hermaphrodites have sex with each other... does that make it a four-some?

 

[husker rob]

if you came home one night after drinking, and you mistakenly put your car keys into the lock on your door and your house started, would you get a ticket if you decided to drive it around?

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Ya know what really chaps my a$$...

When people put the shampoo bottle upside down (when it's at least half full) and I dont think about it and I open it and the stuff comes rushing out of the bottle and goes all over the place.

Stupid roomies...

 

[husker rob]

you know what burns my a$$?

a flame about 3 feet high

 

[husker rob]

percocet and stool softeners are going to end up killing me i think. one constipates you and the other doesnt work.

makes it kind of like a "pop a vein in your forhead" poopie.......you know the ones that you strain so hard you swear you are giving birth. they dont feel good on a normal day, but after the "procedure", multiply it by 1000 and you might get the picture.

 

[HSKRNOKC]

if you came home one night after drinking, and you mistakenly put your car keys into the lock on your door and your house started, would you get a ticket if you decided to drive it around?

Either I have had too much to drink or that is really f'ing deep.

 

[husker rob]

yes im quite aware.

though it works well, it doesnt completely get rid of the stain.

well if you dont put the soap on the are that has the yellow stain on it you will never get it off of there.

 

[HSKRNOKC]

percocet and stool softeners are going to end up killing me i think. one constipates you and the other doesnt work.

makes it kind of like a "pop a vein in your forhead" poopie.......you know the ones that you strain so hard you swear you are giving birth. they dont feel good on a normal day, but after the "procedure", multiply it by 1000 and you might get the picture.

Cheer up bro. Dont let your pooper get you down.

 

[husker rob]

if you came home one night after drinking, and you mistakenly put your car keys into the lock on your door and your house started, would you get a ticket if you decided to drive it around?

Either I have had too much to drink or that is really f'ing deep.

hey watch your mouth, now put a dollar in the swear jar for saying the "F" word......you f'ing bad guy

sorry wrong thread

 

[HSKRNOKC]

if you came home one night after drinking, and you mistakenly put your car keys into the lock on your door and your house started, would you get a ticket if you decided to drive it around?

Either I have had too much to drink or that is really f'ing deep.

hey watch your mouth, now put a dollar in the swear jar for saying the "F" word......you f'ing bad guy

sorry wrong thread

If I put a dollar in the swear jar for everytime I cursed. I would be a broke down fu&*#r.

 

[husker rob]

if you came home one night after drinking, and you mistakenly put your car keys into the lock on your door and your house started, would you get a ticket if you decided to drive it around?

Either I have had too much to drink or that is really f'ing deep.

hey watch your mouth, now put a dollar in the swear jar for saying the "F" word......you f'ing bad guy

sorry wrong thread

If I put a dollar in the swear jar for everytime I cursed. I would be a broke down fu&*#r.

yeah but it is going to a worthy cause......it will help Drowning buy the tickets and the beer at the USC/NU game for me. so help a brother out