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[AR Husker Fan]

JUST FOR THE RECORD

no i wouldnt.

i cook and clean all the time, and never broken anything.

I must say i do those jobs well.

Nichole, Nichole, Nichole,

NEVER EVER admit to knowing how to do 'those' things. EVER!

Trust me on this. You are still young enough that admitting to 'those' things won't hurt you. But never again...ok?

Nice try - but it won't help. Cooking and cleaning is part of the female DNA, and men know it. Why do you think we marry your gender when we can get the sex without the wedding ring?

BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

i didnt know that the reason men got married was because they needed someone to cook and clean.

i always thought it was because we needed someone to carry sperm from the bedroom to the bathroom

That, too. :thumbs

I just figured that was understood by all. I mean - that's a woman's highest calling, after all...

 

[husker rob]

why do women wear white at weddings?

it is important for the dishwasher to match the stove.

 

[AR Husker Fan]

why do women wear white at weddings?

it is important for the dishwasher to match the stove.

There you go! Proof positive that cooking and cleaning is part of the female DNA!

 

[husker rob]

What does a woman do after she leaves the "Center for Abused Women"?

the dishes if she knows what's good for her

 

[rawhide]

HR is going to get it in the toodles. :lol:

 

[Nicole]

yes he is.

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

I'm drunk as hell!!! chuckleshuffle chuckleshuffle chuckleshuffle

 

[husker rob]

I'm drunk as hell!!! chuckleshuffle chuckleshuffle chuckleshuffle

i would get drunk also, but i dont know if i am ready for the beer sh#ts quite yet

 

[HuskerNCo]

I'm drunk as hell!!! chuckleshuffle chuckleshuffle chuckleshuffle

i would get drunk also, but i dont know if i am ready for the beer sh#ts quite yet

there is always wine...I know, not manly enough for you...gets the job done though.

 

[husker rob]

I'm drunk as hell!!! chuckleshuffle chuckleshuffle chuckleshuffle

i would get drunk also, but i dont know if i am ready for the beer sh#ts quite yet

there is always wine...I know, not manly enough for you...gets the job done though.

both going in are fine, coming out is not so fun right now

 

[husker rob]

speaking of wine, have you ever been to the winery in Canyon City?

they make a pretty good Sarah

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

I only give if something will be recieved in exchange.

all these men are out of luck.

I'll give you a brand new vacuum. :lol: :laughpound

 

[Nicole]

i dont need one. i got a new RED one for christmas. :lol:

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Aw man... ok, how about a mop and bucket?

 

[husker rob]

broom and a sponge?