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[BIGREDIOWAN]

But you can turn a housewife into a ho. (at least your personal one)

:clap :clap :clap :clap

You obviously have never been married...

well somebody turned my ex-wife into a HO

I thought that she was born that way??? :dunno

 

[husker rob]

But you can turn a housewife into a ho. (at least your personal one)

:clap :clap :clap :clap

You obviously have never been married...

well somebody turned my ex-wife into a HO

I thought that she was born that way??? :dunno

she may have been born that way but i didnt find out until it was to late

 

[General Blackshirt]

Sometimes people call me a loser for still sleeping in a racecar bed. And then I pretend to drive over them.

 

[husker rob]

Sometimes people call me a loser for still sleeping in a racecar bed. And then I pretend to drive over them.

i would like to have a race car bed, but my 3 year old would take it from me

 

[huskernumerouno]

Race car beds and ex wife ho's, there should be a connection.

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

Sometimes people call me a loser for still sleeping in a racecar bed. And then I pretend to drive over them.

:rollin :rollin :rollin

 

[huskernumerouno]

Sometimes people call me a loser for still sleeping in a racecar bed. And then I pretend to drive over them.

While screaming "VROOOOOOOOOOOM VROOOOM VROOOOM VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM THUMP VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

"Your bed is a car..."

"Yeah, but it's a f&%king sweet car!"

 

[Necava Husker]

Race car beds and ex wife ho's, there should be a connection.

Both are available to hop in the sack and take for a spin.

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

I like an escalator, man, 'cause an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator Temporarily Out of Order" sign, only "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the Convenience."

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

I'm so freaking good at this game.

You ever hear girls say that? "I'm not religious but I'm spiritual." I like to reply with "I'm not honest, but you're interesting!"

 

[husker rob]

good at what? talking to yourself? make sure to wear your helmet when you go outside

 

[huskernation20]

good at what? talking to yourself? make sure to wear your helmet when you go outside

:clap :lol: :rickjames :flush :duel :rollin :rollin :rollin :tv :woo :include :leghump: :w00t :LOLtartar :laughpound :nutz :violin

 

[Necava Husker]

Sometimes I start doing something but then I don’t fini

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

Sometimes when I get really nervous I have sex with Drownings sister!!!! :lol: