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[papersun87]

You ever got one thing to do all day but you just can't get yourself to do it?

I gotta go to the post office... but I'd probably have to put on pants.

They're only open until 5. I'm going to have to do that next week.

:bang

Sounds like my whole effin' life.

After all why do today what can be put off until tomorrow.

:dunno

My life's motto.

 

[husker rob]

Drowning,

scratch you chin for me........my nutz itch

 

[HuskerNCo]

evil

funny but evil

 

[huskernumerouno]

Drowning has blue balls, the petting zoo has been closed for winter

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Drowning has blue balls, the petting zoo has been closed for winter

You know how long it took me to teach the monkey not to peel my tool like a banana?

 

[T_O_Bull]

:clap

Drowning is a brave man. I don't let any monkeys near my tool much less let them monkey with it.

>>>T_O_B

:corndance

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

Drowning has blue balls, the petting zoo has been closed for winter

You know how long it took me to teach the monkey not to peel my tool like a banana?

:WTH

 

[husker rob]

Drowning has blue balls, the petting zoo has been closed for winter

You know how long it took me to teach the monkey not to peel my tool like a banana?

:WTH

he has lost it BRI

 

[huskernumerouno]

You are a funny bastard drowning

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

Drowning has blue balls, the petting zoo has been closed for winter

You know how long it took me to teach the monkey not to peel my tool like a banana?

:WTH

he has lost it BRI

Yeah, but how do you lose something that you never had in the first place???

 

[HuskerNCo]

a long time??? :dunno

 

[papersun87]

@ my roommate: :bang

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

You ever have a dream where you get in an argument with someone, then the next time you see them they're like...

"Hey, how ya doin'?"

You're like... "Hey, f#*k you! Don't act like you didn't push me off that cliff. You're lucky I had wings buddy, VERY LUCKY!"

 

[husker rob]

You ever have a dream where you get in an argument with someone, then the next time you see them they're like...

"Hey, how ya doin'?"

You're like... "Hey, f#*k you! Don't act like you didn't push me off that cliff. You're lucky I had wings buddy, VERY LUCKY!"

have you been messing with Grandma's cough medicine again

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

You ever have a dream where you get in an argument with someone, then the next time you see them they're like...

"Hey, how ya doin'?"

You're like... "Hey, f#*k you! Don't act like you didn't push me off that cliff. You're lucky I had wings buddy, VERY LUCKY!"

have you been messing with Grandma's cough medicine again

I think he was actually locked into grandma's garage and decided to suck on the exaust pipe of her car!