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whatever happened to the guy that farted plums and treated mildly iced-covered concrete like a wet banana water slide?
I have a scar on my face from that.

But it's ok... chicks think I'm hardcore.

Speaking of chicks... This weekend I was walking through the parking lot at South Point and was checking out this chick that walked past me and I ran into the back of a pick up. She had a very nice a$$ though.
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whatever happened to the guy that farted plums and treated mildly iced-covered concrete like a wet banana water slide?
I have a scar on my face from that.

But it's ok... chicks think I'm hardcore.

Speaking of chicks... This weekend I was walking through the parking lot at South Point and was checking out this chick that walked past me and I ran into the back of a pick up. She had a very nice a$$ though.

Awww.....drowning, that's so romantic! :wub:

 
I have a scar on my face from that.

But it's ok... chicks think I'm hardcore.

Speaking of chicks... This weekend I was walking through the parking lot at South Point and was checking out this chick that walked past me and I ran into the back of a pick up. She had a very nice a$$ though.

That reminds me of a time in college in the mid-90's. It was a warm fall day, and many a Theta and AOII were outside for some rush activities of some sort. As I walked with my head on a swivel across the street, I was met unabrutly by a parking meeting to the chest, which actually knocked me to my feet. In an attempt to make it look intentional, I quickly got up and began shadow boxing it.

 
I have a scar on my face from that.

But it's ok... chicks think I'm hardcore.

Speaking of chicks... This weekend I was walking through the parking lot at South Point and was checking out this chick that walked past me and I ran into the back of a pick up. She had a very nice a$$ though.

That reminds me of a time in college in the mid-90's. It was a warm fall day, and many a Theta and AOII were outside for some rush activities of some sort. As I walked with my head on a swivel across the street, I was met unabrutly by a parking meeting to the chest, which actually knocked me to my feet. In an attempt to make it look intentional, I quickly got up and began shadow boxing it.
Drowning would have tried humping the meter

 
whatever happened to the guy that farted plums and treated mildly iced-covered concrete like a wet banana water slide?
I have a scar on my face from that.

But it's ok... chicks think I'm hardcore.

Speaking of chicks... This weekend I was walking through the parking lot at South Point and was checking out this chick that walked past me and I ran into the back of a pick up. She had a very nice a$$ though.

Awww.....drowning, that's so romantic! :wub:
Isn't it though?

It's a shame. A little alcohol and poor judgment on her part could've led to something more. :(

:lol:

 
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whatever happened to the guy that farted plums and treated mildly iced-covered concrete like a wet banana water slide?
I have a scar on my face from that.

But it's ok... chicks think I'm hardcore.

Speaking of chicks... This weekend I was walking through the parking lot at South Point and was checking out this chick that walked past me and I ran into the back of a pick up. She had a very nice a$$ though.

Awww.....drowning, that's so romantic! :wub:
Isn't it though?

It's a shame. A little alcohol and poor judgment on her part could've led to something more. :(

:lol:
Yea with a little more alcohol she might have reached up your skirt. :wacko:

 
whatever happened to the guy that farted plums and treated mildly iced-covered concrete like a wet banana water slide?
I have a scar on my face from that.

But it's ok... chicks think I'm hardcore.

Speaking of chicks... This weekend I was walking through the parking lot at South Point and was checking out this chick that walked past me and I ran into the back of a pick up. She had a very nice a$$ though.

Awww.....drowning, that's so romantic! :wub:
Isn't it though?

It's a shame. A little alcohol and poor judgment on her part could've led to something more. :(

:lol:
Yea with a little more alcohol she might have reached up your skirt. :wacko:
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Well, to respond to the "details" about cutting myself with glass, i dropped a salt shaker and it somehow managed to cut the inside of my pinky finger, today, i cut my other pinky finger...

did i even mention i'm in school for culinary arts? yeah, I've burnt myself a few times too............heh...

 
Well, to respond to the "details" about cutting myself with glass, i dropped a salt shaker and it somehow managed to cut the inside of my pinky finger, today, i cut my other pinky finger...

did i even mention i'm in school for culinary arts? yeah, I've burnt myself a few times too............heh...
You are special

 
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Have you ever thought about being the salad chef?

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