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My wife and daughter went shopping this morning and she took my truck keys. How am I supposed to go deer hunting when she took my truck keys? When I tried calling her on her cell phone, I heard it ring as she left her cell on top of the refrigerator.

BEEEATOCH!!!!
Guess there'll be no ShamWow for her birthday...

Actually, that's all she'll get.
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My wife and daughter went shopping this morning and she took my truck keys. How am I supposed to go deer hunting when she took my truck keys? When I tried calling her on her cell phone, I heard it ring as she left her cell on top of the refrigerator.

BEEEATOCH!!!!
Guess there'll be no ShamWow for her birthday...

Actually, that's all she'll get.
2759143394_757ff252da_o.jpg

Either the hat or a Sham WOW thong. A Sham WOW thong provides a myriad of uses.

 
and now 4 something completely different:

A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City.

It's a balmy spring day and he is wearing a kilt.

A young woman comes up to him and boldly asks him if anything is worn beneath the kilt.

"No lassie" he replies, "everything is in fine working order."

 
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