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i have a tendency to rhyme unnecessarily (usually annoyingly), come up with silly songs (usually sexual in nature), etc., when drinking with my friends. This is a product of last weekends festivities when recapping our years tailgating highlights...

The Huskers once were big and bad,

That Big Red N Did Shine.

Then along came Clownahan,

And Blackshirts rode the pine.

The losses grew

The program Screwed

And Billy Had to Die.

So Tom Swept in to start again,

The program he created.

Searched high and low,

Then Brought back Bo.

Husker Nation was elated.

The ground did quake

The stands, they shaked,

When his Defense stormed the trenches.

Chewed his gum, and pointed thumbs,

Sending whiners to the benches.

And all throughout the Big 12 lands,

Other coaches all agreed,

"That Bo Pelini, He's Sure a Meanie,

We'll Never have the lead"

oh yeah....I win.

 
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