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Pet peeves: Not using your turn signal.

Cause I mean how hard is it to flip the ****ing switch next to your finger. You know who you are.

 
“Thanks,” I said. I peered at him closely. “Who did that to your face?” I asked him.

“Nobody did nothin’ to my face.”

“Then your mother should be arrested,” I said. “Merry Christmas.”

 
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