Cy the Cyclone
Starter
Dear Mr. C N Red
We have read your post concerning leaving the Big 12 Conference and we here at the Western Athletic Conference would like you to know we would welcome you with open arms!
The WAC conference, as you know, contains football powerhouses Boise State and...uh...some other schools that have football teams too. By joining the WAC you will not only still receive the quality football product you are used to but will also be blessed with the opportunity for complete anonimity as you will be ignored by every media outlet known to man
So please, Mr C N Red, consider a transfer to the WAC...we need the fans.
WAC Commissioner
Mr. Stu Pidass
P.S. We would like to make it perfectly clear that we want only YOU Mr. C N Red and not the Nebraska Cornhuskers as we already signed Boise State to a 10 year "Domination" contract in WAC football and cannot allow the Cornhuskers to come in and challenge the Broncos as this may lead to a breach of contract lawsuit...something we would like to avoid here at the WAC.
We have read your post concerning leaving the Big 12 Conference and we here at the Western Athletic Conference would like you to know we would welcome you with open arms!
The WAC conference, as you know, contains football powerhouses Boise State and...uh...some other schools that have football teams too. By joining the WAC you will not only still receive the quality football product you are used to but will also be blessed with the opportunity for complete anonimity as you will be ignored by every media outlet known to man
So please, Mr C N Red, consider a transfer to the WAC...we need the fans.
WAC Commissioner
Mr. Stu Pidass
P.S. We would like to make it perfectly clear that we want only YOU Mr. C N Red and not the Nebraska Cornhuskers as we already signed Boise State to a 10 year "Domination" contract in WAC football and cannot allow the Cornhuskers to come in and challenge the Broncos as this may lead to a breach of contract lawsuit...something we would like to avoid here at the WAC.