Here's the straight scoop: Bo called Alexander into his office for a urine test, Alexander went to sit down in the chair, saw Bo's cat and pushed it off so he take a seat, and Bo went ballistic, chasing after Leroy with a broom. In the confusion, Leroy's urine test got contaminated with some material from the litter box that was spilled, and the medicine used to treat Bo's cat for ringworm triggered a false positive in the urine test...plus, the NCAA said Leroy had to take mandatory treatment for hairballs.
Here's corroborating proof: A certain player was caught teasing Bo's cat with a laser pointer. Bo blackballed this guy's chances to even try out for the quarterback position, even though he had already been issued a quarterback's number...one worn by Heisman trophy winner Eric Crouch, no less!
Don't believe any of this!? Then just watch and see if the current player with Eric Crouch's jersey number EVER gets a chance to take a snap from center.
I can also PM this to anybody if they are interested...